lol this is a damn funny yet retarded quiz sent to me by my fren :] try it.LOLS HAV FUN xD

TITLE: The dummy quiz
PURPOSE: To know the difference between smart and dumb.
INSTRUCTIONS: Give yourself one mark for every correct answer.
MARK SHEET:
0-1 ER...... I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY.
if you get 2-3 an average person
if you get 4-5 you're smart
if you get 6-7 you're way above average
if you get 8-9 you're a GENIUS!
if you get 10-11 WHOA!
if you get 12-13...you're impossible (i bet you're lying)
if you get 14-15 you're a living marvel....seriously..

Q1)CAN CAMELS SWIM?
Q2) SOME MONTHS HAVE 31 DAYS, HOW MANY HAVE 28?
Q3) CAN A MALAYSIAN MAN LEGALLY MARRY HIS WIDOW'S SISTER?
Q4) HOW MANY BIRTHDAYS DOES AN AVERAGE MAN HAVE IN A LIFE TIME?
Q5) THERE ARE 17 DUCKS STANDING IN A ROW. SUDDENLY, ALL BUT 9 DROP DOWN AND DIE. HOW MANY ARE STILL STANDING?
Q6) A man is driving his car without its lights on, the streets lights are not on, and there is no moon. A black cat runs in front of him. He brakes quickly and avoids it. How did he see the cat?
Q7)There are 2 babies born on the same day at the same time in the same month in the same year at the same hospital from the same biological mother. How is it possible that they are not twins?
Q8)What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly?
Q9) Why can't you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg?
Q10) A ten runner race is taking place. what position would you be in if you overtake the last runner?
Q11) Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Then add another 1000. Add yet another 30. Add 1000 more. Add 20 to that. Add an additional 1000. Finally add 10. What is the sum? (no calculator. do it mentally)
Q12) How many times can you subtract 5 from 25?Additional questions--This proves it all.
Q13)Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the biggest mountain in the world? (IF YOU GET THIS RIGHT YOU'RE SMART)
Q14)Two ducks in front of a duck, two ducks behind a duck and a duck in the middle. how many ducks? (IF YOU GET THIS WRONG YOU'RE AN IDIOT.)
Q15) Mary's father had five children, lili,jiji,mimi and kiki. who was the fifth child?




******don't look down at the answers unless you've really answered all the questions!




*****do you wanna look at the answers....




******are you sure............




*****i don't believe you




********i am a cat




********too bad.....




********walrus




******dinosaur




*********mickey mouse




*******okay...fine.........




***ANSWERS---
1)YES. CAMELS CAN SWIM.
2)ALL. ALL MONTHS HAVE 28 DAYS!
3) OF COURSE NOT! THE MAN IS ALREADY DEAD!
4) ER....ONE?
5) READ PROPERLY! IT'S 9!
6)ER...DID I SAY IT WAS NIGHT TIME? IT'S DAY!
7)THEY'RE TRIPLETS!
8) INCORRECTLY
9) I NEVER KNEW YOU COULD USE A WOODEN STICK TO TAKE PICTURES.
10)YOU'RE NOT EVEN IN THE RACE.
11)THE ANSWER IS 4100.TRY ADDING IT AGAIN.
12)AFTER YOU SUBTRACT 5 FROM 25, IT'S NO LONGER 25! SO, YOU CAN'T SUBTRACT IT FROM 25 ANYMORE.
13)MT. EVEREST HAS ALWAYS BEEN THE TALLEST MOUNTAIN, EVEN BEFORE IT WAS DISCOVERED!
14)THIS IS THE SIMPLEST QUESTION OF ALL. IF YOU GET THIS WRONG, YOU'RE AN IDIOT. THREE?~.~(added by me)LMAO
15)MARY LA PEE BRAIN LMAO(i added this number 15 cuz there wasnt an answer on the email):]

quiz by:lee shuyi...[thanks shuyi fr ur AMAZING quiz.lmao]

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