saw this on socksies blog.thought it was pretty interesting
***warning.not for those with weak heart/innocent minds

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your blog).
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___.I think I realized it when ___2______3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.___12___.

Loves;-Your name-P/S: You are so lifeless, ___13___, -The name of the person that tagged you-.

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister
2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife
4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out
5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed
7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service
9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college
10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family
13. What is your favorite activities when hanging out with mates?
Gathering for drinks - Ugly pig
Foosball - Silly duck
Shopping - French kisser
Dulging for food - Cranky banana
Movies - Smelly armpits
Snacks - Horny wolf
Snooker - Tiny nipples
Bowling - Sexy grandmother
Outdoor activities - Vain pot
Having a long talk - Nose plucker
Taking pictures - Dumb bitch
Other - Burn yourself

*~wait for it...

*~wait for it...

Dear Hwee Ling,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your sister.I think I realized it when I saw the shrunken head At the mental hospital and I saw you sit on Manchester United's goalkeeper.I'm sure you're Middle-class enough to understand That I get turned on by garbage men.I'm returning Your false teeth to you, but I'll keep David's tricot outfits as a memory. You should also know that I Always have felt dirty before A new life as a clone. Greetings to your freaky family.

Loves;xue

P/S: You are so lifeless, French kisser ,Hwee Ling a.k.a. socksie.

(okay...firstly...socksies the only child.secondly, i have not been to a mental hospital.thirdly, I DO NOT GET TURNED ON BY GARBAGE MEN.)

another one~ (:

[x] Both of your parents are from Asia

[x] You were born in Asia

[ ] You use the term "Azn"

[x] You think DDR is cool

[ ] You've watched lots of anime

[x] You like Korean drama

[x] You have stuff hanging on your phone

[ ] Your parents want you to marry within your own race

[x] You eat rice almost everyday

[x] You drink lemon tea

X's so far: 7

[x] You style your hair

[x] You have a bebo/myspace/friendster

[x] You speak languages other than English

[] Your parents are strict

[x] Your parents have high expectations of you

[] You always get A's/B's on your report

[x] You do Chemistry/Biology/Physics/Accounting

[] You know your multiplication table

[] You play badminton or table tennis or Irish Pingpong

[] You've seen the asian version The ring/The grudge

X's so far: 12

[] You go/want to go to a university and would NEVER consider an apprenticeship

[ ] You own an asian car (Honda, Toyota, etc)

[x] You're not the only child

[] You've gotten little red envelopes around February

[ ] You know the difference between kung fu, karate and tae kwon do

[] Your mother tries to bargain even though the product is already discounted

[ ] You can solve a rubiks cube

[x] You have a box of noodles somewhere in your house

[x] You play video games

X's so far: 15

[] Everytime you're going out, your parents ask you where you're going and what time you'll be home

[ ] You have karaoke at home

[x] You've been to a LAN more than 3 times

[x] You have incense sticks/moth balls in your house

[ ] You own a gaming console

[x] You don't wear shoes in your house

[x] You can use chopsticks

[] You get nothing if you do well in school, but punished if you don't

X's so far: 19

[ ] Your parents won't let you go out if you have school the next day

[x] You have asian songs on your computer/iPod

[x] You don't like football

[ ] You like Soccer.

X's so far: 21

[ ] You have a curfew

[ ] You know what ulzzang/tb means

[ ] You know what purikura is

[x] you like bubble tea

[ ] Your parents bought you shoes many sizes too big so you can "grow into it" and wear it for years to come

[ ] You've played final fantasy

[ ] You believe in fortune cookies

X's so far: 22

[ ] You know what is bok choy

[ ] You've heard the song "Got rice?" (Asian Pride)

[x] You've had pockys/yan yan before

[ ] when you ask for ur mums permission she goes "ask ur dad"

X's so far: 23

Total X's: 23

Multiply your total score by 2

I am 46% Asian! <(o.o)>

with love: xue (: Y7:11 PM